GoDaddy, the biggest domain registrar in the world, isn’t shying away from the use of performance-enhancing (but legal) substances.
The infamous GoDaddy commercial aired during the Super Bowl, was a precursor to the first gTLD by GoDaddy: dot .roids.
Aimed at lifters, meatheads, pumpers and steroid fans, dot .roids will utilize Danica Patrick in her best shape since Hulk Hogan ruled WWF.
“No doubt about it, we’re looking to capitalize on the new Danica look, she’s pumped, she’s sexy – her physique is amazing!” exclaimed GoDaddy PR manager, Cheryl Ipton.
“Anyone involved in the fine sport of weight lifting will want a dot .roids domain – it’s not a secret that the use of ‘roids is rampant!” added Ipton with a wink.
The dot .roids gTLD will be priced at $12.99, much less than the cost of typical HGH and creatine supplements, with a free web page and a brand new SSL certificate for the first month of service*.
*Product available while supplies last, you must be 18 or older to register, other conditions will apply.
